The Black-lung

This is probably not some of my best work, nor will many people get the joke ....

Basically, some of my friends and I have seen Zoolander far too many times - since most of the time when I cough it is this pathetic little thing [*eheh eheh*] someone (myself or otherwise) will go "Merman" or "I think I have the black lung, pa"
Other than that, I figure as a man I'd be scrawny and have a beard cos I'd be too lazy to shave regularly ...